Facebook’s iOS App: Deleted

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I just deleted my Facebook iOS app. I hung onto it for a while, feeling like I needed it, but in the last month or so, it’s become unbearably slow and crashy.

The other day, I had to open it three times in succession for it to even work, and even then, it took me a good 10 minutes to accomplish the task I set out to do in the first place. A day after that, I went to post a status update — a plain-text status update, not a photo or anything like that — and it flat-out failed. On Wi-Fi.

Luckily, as Lifehacker pointed out today, I’m not totally stranded if I need Facebook on the go: Facebook’s mobile site is basically the exact same thing, only, you know, it actually works. I just tested it — it’s faster, it crashes less and it’s pretty much the exact same experience you’d get through the app on a good day. (The only difference seems to be that the home-screen app icon is the old, non-flat Facebook “f.”) On top of that, it greatly reduces the amount of battery charge that the app would otherwise use up.

I’ll keep using the mobile site through the week and update this post if it presents any challenges that require me to switch back to the app. In the meantime, I’m just glad to have that damn thing off my phone for a bit.

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Setting aside the geekgasm that is Twitter Analytics on the whole, I’d like to take this post to describe how to produce a report on your account’s best times and days of the week to tweet. We’ll do this recipe style:

Best Times to Tweet Report
Difficulty: Easy
Time: 5-10 minutes

What you’ll need:

  • A Twitter account.
  • Twitter Analytics.
  • Excel, or something like it. (Note: I’m using Excel 2011 for Mac, so if the functions I describe here don’t match up with what’s on your system, just do a Google search for the buttons you need to find.)

Step 1

Log in to Twitter Analytics and make sure you’re looking at the Timeline Activity view. In the upper right, click Download CSV. Make sure you download the CSV file and NOT the Excel file — this is crucial. Also, since more data leads to greater accuracy, pick the report for the last 90 days of tweets. You can add to it later to ensure even greater accuracy.

Step 2

Highlight Column B (“time”) and copy it. Now highlight Column C, right click and click Insert copied cells. Rename Column B so it says “Days of Week,” and rename Column C so it says “Times of Day.”

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Step 3

It’s possible that you’re looking at a bunch of hashmarks (######) in your Days of Week and Times of Day column. We’re gonna fix that in this step. Highlight the Days of Week column, right click and click Format Cells. This’ll pop open a system dialog box with a nav bar on the left. Click Date, and select the option that lists days of the week. Now click OK. You should see the days of the week appear in your column. If you don’t, make the column wider and they should appear.

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Now highlight the Times of Day column and click Format Cells, but this time in the nav, click Time. Select the option that’s formatted as 1:30 PM, and click OK. Stretch out your column if you need to.

Step 4

OK, confession time: I’m not an Excel wizard by any stretch, so these next couple steps might seem a little janky. Bear with me, because at least they’re easy.

At this point, you have a whole bunch of individual times and dates, and that’s gonna mess you up if you try to make a chart because Excel will view them as unique data points. You’re trying to figure out data for all 11 a.m.’s and Tuesday’s, for instance, so you need to generalize the data. Here’s my duct-tape way of doing that:

Highlight the Days of Week column and copy it. Now pop open a plain-text editor — on the Mac, TextEdit will work perfectly — and make sure the text type is set to plain text (you might have to Google how to do this). Once that’s done, paste in your column, click Edit > Select All and copy the text again (at this point, the text you pasted is in plain text format). Now go back to Excel and paste the copied text into the Days of Week column.

Nothing will change visually, except maybe the left-right justification, but Excel will now recognize that data as plain text, which will make generalizing the data way easier.

Follow this same process for the Times of Day column and move on to the next step.

Step 5

We’ve got a little bit more formatting to do, and then we can actually start doing stuff. Select all the data in your spreadsheet by clicking in the upper-left corner (or you can hit APPLE + A / Edit > Select All), and then in the menu at the top, click Data > Sort. In the dialog box that pops up, make sure you’ve got the box in the upper right, that says “My list has headers,” is checked. Tell it you want to sort your data by Days of the Week, on Values, from A to Z. Click OK. Now all the Fridays in the spreadsheet are bunched together, as are Saturdays and so on.

Now, more duct tape:

The spreadsheet is still looking at all these data points as individual dates (e.g. Friday, April 21) and we need it to think of them as all the same thing (e.g. Fridays). So just rename them all. Type “Friday” into the first Days of the Week box, copy it, highlight all the other Fridays and hit paste. When you’re done, it should look like this:

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Now go do the same thing for all the other days of the week.

And we’re back. We need to do the same thing for times, so highlight all your data, and go to Data > Sort. Make sure you’ve got “My list has headers” checked, and that you’re sorting by Time of Day and sorting on Values. This time, it’s going to make more sense to order things “Smallest to Largest,” because what that’s going to do is order your times of day from earliest to latest. Hit OK, and you’ll see all the times lined up neatly. As with the Days of Week list, these times are still all being recognized by Excel as unique, so you want to rename them for the hour they exist in (e.g. 6:02 AM = 6:00 AM; 6:56 AM = 6:00 AM). Make sure you type in the appropriate AM/PM designations because Excel isn’t gonna figure that out for you.

*Note: This is one area where you can easily customize your report. I’ve chosen to look at tweets by hour, but you can easily analyze them by half hour, quarter hour and so on. All you’d do is double the data sets each time and name them appropriately. If you were segmenting by the half hour, for example, anything between 4:00 PM and 4:29 PM would be 4:00 PM, and anything between 4:30 PM and 4:59 PM would be 4:30 PM. It takes a little bit longer, but it’s also more precise.

Once you’re done with this step, we’re ready to rock….

Step 6

Select all your data and click Data > PivotTable. I like to put mine in a separate worksheet; you can do what you want.

From here, you should have something like the picture below, and we can start organizing data:

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The first thing you’ll want to do is set the X and the Y axes. I like to have Times on the Y and Days on the X. To do that, click and drag “Days of the Week” in the black PivotTable Builder above to the “Column Labels” field and “Times of Day” to the “Row Labels” field. It’ll look like this:

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Next, you’ll want to populate the Values field — this is where you’ll see your best times to tweet. From the PivotTable Builder, drag your retweets and/or mentions and/or favorites down into the Values field. Right away, you should notice values start to populate themselves in the main body of the table.

You’re not done yet, though. You need to make sure you’re getting averages and not just totals. Totals can be misleading because if you got, say, 15 retweets at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday one time, the data will make it seem like that’s a great time to tweet, when really, on average, that’s a terrible time to tweet. To get that average, we’re going to click the little “i” next to each variable in the Values field:

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That’ll pop up yet another dialog box where you can rename each variable and average the values:

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(Note: You’ll probably also want to click that button toward the lower right that says Number… and tell it to count to zero decimal places so you don’t get a bunch of overly complicated numbers.)

After you’ve done that, it’s really just a matter of cleaning up the table to look the way to want — maybe highlight the times with big numbers in them, maybe resize the columns — and parsing over the data.

You’re done!

Keep in mind, this chart can be saved and added to as you go. You could update it each month and pretty quickly have a veritable mountain of data from which to analyze data.

If you run into any trouble along the way, feel free to contact me on Twitter, Facebook, Google+ or via email: paulbalcerak [at] gmail [dot] com

What I Hope iOS 7 Does

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Source: Apple

iOS 7 obviously took a lot of inspiration from other mobile operating systems, but the one thing it has that those platforms don’t is massive cultural influence. A year from now, “flat design” will be a household concept, and everyone will be tripping over themselves to mimic it. A lot of them will fail, but at least they’ll be (inadvertently) doing the world a service by trying to simplify things.

What’s the point anyway of trying to complicate something just for the sake of complicating it? We live in a world with enough noise and clutter already. I hope iOS 7 can help shift the aesthetics of our culture toward clarity and put a stake in the heart of over-designed crap.

Social Media For Businesses Isn’t That Hard

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Social media is really not that difficult. Either you’re in it to get Likes, or you’re there to actually do something. If it’s the former, pay your rent and zone out. If it’s the latter, do what you’ve always done, just do it on social networks now, too.

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KHAN BLOOD!!!

Because it brings you back to life.

Nikki made it for me, and I thought it needed a name. Ingredients:

  • A bunch of honey, squirted in the bottom of a mug.
  • A bunch of lemon wedges, squeezed.
  • Hot water.

Feel better.

This Is Why You Want To Be On Google+

Google-Plus-LogoI’ve been a lot more active over on Google+ ever since attending Sree Sreenivasan’s talk in Seattle last month, and I’ve been really happy with my experience so far. I started interacting again at Sree’s urging. He said that even if no one is listening to what you’re saying on Google+, Google is, and that’s reason enough to be there. He meant that Google+ factors into search results, and if you post there, you have a leg up on your competition.

That’s a good reason to be there. It’s why I’m there. Or at least, it’s why I went there at first. But I’m going to give you another reason to be there that might be even more enticing. Remember Twitter back in the day, before it was plastered onto every billboard and TV show you saw? Twitter was great back then because there was less “noise,” and you could reach influential people a lot easier. That’s Google+ right now.

Go pick out 10 or so of your favorite people to follow on whatever social network you prefer right now. Look them up on Google+. Probably not all of them are there, but out of the ones who are, there are probably one or two who are a lot easier to access there than they are on Facebook and Twitter.

Oh, and Circle me. I promise I’ll share something good, and if you follow me long enough, it’ll be something good that you won’t find on Facebook or Twitter.

I flirted with NetVibes a bit after Google announced that Google Reader is going away (I, too, am still like “WTF?!?!”), but I think my ultimate decision rests with Feedly, which I’ve been using for a few weeks now.

Check out this cool trick it does that I accidentally discovered — highlight some text, and not only does it allow you to tweet directly from your feed, it also gives you a character count so you can optimize your content. No right-clicking required.

(Side note: This is how I embedded my Vine.)

Feedly’s good in a lot of other ways, too: It’s super easy to import your Google Reader subscriptions (just sign in with your Google account), it has a nice, clean look, and its iOS app is terrific. I highly recommend trying it out if you’re still looking for a new reader.

Update: Again, I was just randomly clicking around in Feedly and realized that if you’re logged in to your Pinterest account, Feedly will automatically fully integrate it and allow you to pin images from your reader:

Read Your Next Social Media Post Out Loud

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My coworkers and I were chatting yesterday about Epicurious’ awful social media blunder and wondering aloud how people make mistakes like these.

I honestly don’t know, because what someone posted from that brand’s Twitter account was so stupidly insensitive it defies normal thinking. Social media obviously isn’t for everyone.

The people who get it understand that social media is a conversation. Here’s what we mean when we say that: Imagine you’re in a room full of people, watching some horrible, tragic event unfold on TV. Now say the social media post you have queued up out loud to that group. How does it sound? How do the people in the room react to your words?

That scenario is the essence of what we say when we talk about “the conversation,” “authenticity” and all those other buzzwords.

One last thing: When you can’t think of anything to say in person, you keep your mouth shut, right? Do that same thing on social.

[Update: If you find yourself struggling with when to post and when not to, Arienne Holland has a great post with some more questions you might want to ask yourself.]

The Truman Kit from Harry's

I just received a shaving kit today from Harry’s after first hearing about them a couple weeks ago.

The kit — The Truman — is great. I love it and it’ll definitely replace the Mach 3’s that I’ve been using for years now. It’s only $15 if you want to try it out, and you absolutely should.

As much as I like the actual product, though, what I really want to talk about, and what I think offers some valuable insight, is the customer service process they led me through that led to me buying my kit and liking it. Harry’s is a company that gets customer service, gets social media and gets how it all ties together.

Here’s what you need to know:

Great pitch

Harry’s is a joint venture between Jeff Raider, of Warby Parker, and a friend of his, Andy Katz-Mayfield. They recognized a couple key things about the men’s razor market: They’re overpriced and they look like shit. So the guys set out to sell a cheaper, better razor that actually looked good.

The Truman Set I bought includes a razor handle, three cartridges and a tube of shaving cream, and looks flipping fantastic.

The one last component that makes this business great is that they donate a portion of each sale to a worthy organization: “At Harry’s we give a shave about making guys look and feel great, including those who might need a hand. Thus, for every order we donate a blade or dollar equivalent to an organization that shares our goals.”

Awesome.

Fantastic customer service

When I first went to order The Truman, they were completely cleaned out. In fact, I don’t think anything on the site was available to order. There was a link to a waiting list, but it wouldn’t let me submit my email, so I emailed customer service. The look of this razor was seriously that good, and the price was that good, that I was willing to take this step.

I’m glad I did. A helpful customer service rep got my email on the list and tipped me off to the fact that the site was expected to start taking orders again the next morning.

A few hours later: Boom — sold.

Savvy social skills

Once I was done, I tweeted the Harry’s account to say thanks once again for the great customer service. I do that occasionally, and I usually just fire off the @ reply and leave it, not expecting a response — maybe a “Thanks!” at most.

Harry’s tweeted me back, though, and actually conversed with me in a legit exchange of words. That’s a weird sentence to type, but a lot of companies are still trying to figure out how to be that personable, and I was really impressed by it.

Damn. Good. Product.

All this was great. I felt really well taken care of. But it wouldn’t have meant anything if Harry’s didn’t produce a blade as good as what they were advertising.

Well the blade’s fucking great.

It blows my mind how many companies don’t get this: It doesn’t matter how good you are on social media, or how clever your advertising is or how nice your product looks; if it sucks, you’ve got nothing. A high-quality product is what everything else flows out of.

Kudos to Harry’s for getting all that. They’ve converted me from crappy drug-store razors, and even better, I liked their process so much, I decided to blog about it and pitch you guys to do the same.

Order something from Harry’s next chance you get, and if you don’t, at least check out what they’re doing on social and take notes.

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The key to figuring out which social media metrics you should be measuring is to have a clear idea of what your goals are.

That’s from my latest post on the Curator blog. Go check it out.

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