Twitter sucks! Happy New Year

Hey, you know what I hate? It’s that goddamn email. All those buttons, and fonts, and — what’s an emoticon? — and AAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGHHH!!! When I need to talk to someone, I just pick up my telephone and rotate the dial all the way over to the left for people who have a zero in their number. Kids these days.

Anyway, that’s the gist of Pueblo (Colorado) Chieftain Managing Editor Steve Henson’s first column of the New Year, only he’s talking about Twitter.

In a related story, would someone please register @FakeSteveHenson?

via Romenesko