You gotta love (and envy) how much fun sportswriters get to have with their copy. Here’s Dave Cameron at U.S.S. Mariner, addressing rumors that the Seattle Mariners are interested in free agent Carlos Beltran:
The Yankees want Beltran, the Rangers want Beltran, the Cardinals want Beltran back; barring some kind of unreported desire to have access to fresh caught salmon, there’s little reason to think that Carlos Beltran is going to be particularly excited about playing for the Mariners.
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